eater ​ @eater@cijber.social

@eater joked about putting HTML in JSON

unfortunately, joking is dangerous...

anyway while we're all talking about maps here's the best tumblr post ever made

it's friday

girls that go baaa

reblog if you agree

systemd, 10 years later: a historical and technical retrospective https://blog.darknedgy.net/technology/2020/05/02/0/index.html

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if i were a robot i could not give a heck about posture which would be cool

it's me i'm the one in the box

filling a super soaker with bad dragon fake cum and blasting ropes all over the neighbourhood

oh, yes, this video is definitely for me

anyway cumulus linux is nvidia now apparently https://twitter.com/CumulusNetworks/status/1257294895217172480

so I guess all those "could we get better nvidia drivers on linux??" questions got answered now: yes, we can have some good 40/100G network interface drivers from nvidia

The gender of the day is: breadowo

@anne

go ahead. keep telling me to "Follow Design Conventions". it only makes my website Worse

we are trapped in the eternally unfinished dialectic:
thesis: a straw has two holes.
antithesis: a straw has one hole.
thesis: a straw has zero holes.

and so on - never reaching synthesis. it never can, never will, and importantly, never should.

"wizards aren't even allowed to paint women."

pisscotext rejects the dialectic and presents to us immediately a dialectic that has reached its end. there can be no more discussion. purest ideology.

for anyone worried about gaining weight in quarantine, you can rest easy: being fat is a good thing and I like it